I know I had to use a Frozen II reference at the start, but it’s absolutely justified. Why? Because the NBA has turned into CrazyLand. There is no legit favorite in each conference at least from how I see it. 20 teams have made it to the dance and most of them have a shot at the title, which means that any 1st Round prediction could backfire. How wrong am I going to be this year?
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Charm City Beasts vs The Swiftie Empire: THE MONOCHROMATIC GRUDGE MATCH
After discovering that Jennifer has been held hostage by Henchman McCord inside the Airship, the Beasts break out of their jail cell. Michael, and Poe attempt to rescue Jennifer, while the Salty Marylander, Edgar, Allan, and Darkness search for their lost weapons from the previous battle. Little do they know that Taylor Swift makes Jaden Smith, Michael’s greatest rival, as McCord’s right-hand man. After McCord gets killed by the Salty Marylander and Darkness, Smith gets promoted. Once he finds out that the Beasts escape the Airship, Smith follows them back to Baltimore which sets up an epic showdown to end the first stage of the Beasts-Swifties War.
Orioles vs Angels: 2024 Opening Day Showcase (THE NEXT CHAPTER)
The End of the Baltimore Colts: 40 Years Later
It’s been exactly 40 years since Robert Irsay and William Hudnut pulled off the most stunning and devastating move in the history of sports. It only makes sense for me to post this in the middle of the night. As painful as this is even though I was -18 years old when this occurred. I have to do it. UGH!
2024 MLB Season Preview: NL Edition
There’s been a lot of moving and shaking in the offseason. Big pieces moving elsewhere as the juggernauts load up and those that have shed look to reallocate pieces and overcome issues throughout their roster especially in the NL. This is going to be a bloodbath of a season no matter who appears to be the predictable favorites on paper. Anyways let the games begin1
2024 MLB Season Preview: AL Edition
Out of all of the four major sports, baseball appears to be the most unpredictable. Thats what you get after a bizarre 2023 season. I expect that this season will be more of the same even if the bigger markets catch on to the new rules.
2024 NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament Preview
The most intriguing time of the year in College Sports. 68 teams enter this gigantic battle ring, and only 4 make it to the “Room Where It Happens” before one of them is crown champion. This year’s edition has a lot of teams that have identity crises and others that are just locked in. What will the Basketball Gods have in store for us?
2023-24 NBA 2nd Half Preview: West Edition
The Wild Wild West. There’s drama but not the type we expected. Soap operas, fast-rising franchises, and the Trail Blazers (how are they this bad?) The 15 storylines coming out of this conference will be tasty I tell you.
2023-24 NBA 2nd Half Preview: East Edition
I haven’t follow the NBA as closely as recent years, but let me tell you the amount of chaos and gongshows that have taken over the league are legendary. The Eastern Conference is a prime example. Haslam, Dolan, MJ, Disney, Harris, and Monumental Sports rolled into one conference. SACRILEGE! Anyways heres the 2nd Half preview thats nearly 70% into the season.
Charm City Beasts vs The Swiftie Empire: The Battle of Baltimore REINCARNATED
The Narrator, Salty Marylander, and the Raven Brothers are on a mission to defend the city of Baltimore from a relentless attack by Taylor Swift and the Mighty Swiftie Empire. The story hits a dramatic climax when the Narrator falls in love with a good-looking fashionista who also has a past grudge against the Swifties at first sight while he and Allan are trying to find a special weapon that was hidden by the Swifties inside a dark room in the Babe Ruth Museum. Will the power of this love story and heroic efforts from the rest of the beasts be enough to stop an insufferable army and superpower from taking over the NFL World?
Bragging Rights Sports 