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2023-24 NBA 2nd Half Preview: East Edition

I haven’t follow the NBA as closely as recent years, but let me tell you the amount of chaos and gongshows that have taken over the league are legendary. The Eastern Conference is a prime example. Haslam, Dolan, MJ, Disney, Harris, and Monumental Sports rolled into one conference. SACRILEGE! Anyways heres the 2nd Half preview thats nearly 70% into the season.

Charm City Beasts vs The Swiftie Empire: The Battle of Baltimore REINCARNATED

The Narrator, Salty Marylander, and the Raven Brothers are on a mission to defend the city of Baltimore from a relentless attack by Taylor Swift and the Mighty Swiftie Empire. The story hits a dramatic climax when the Narrator falls in love with a good-looking fashionista who also has a past grudge against the Swifties at first sight while he and Allan are trying to find a special weapon that was hidden by the Swifties inside a dark room in the Babe Ruth Museum. Will the power of this love story and heroic efforts from the rest of the beasts be enough to stop an insufferable army and superpower from taking over the NFL World?

Super Bowl LVIII Preview

The NFL. A league where the scriptwriters convince us all of crazy endings only to give us the most predictable one out there. Normally people like me would stop following the league, but instead, we are still addicted to it. Why? Because anything can happen. Unless you believe in narratives. The one that the shield has dragged on for so long, is being shoved in our faces for the entire world to see. CRUD!

2023 Ravens Season Aftermath

This is what the Ravens and really Baltimore Sports do to me. They give us hope of things being different and a championship in sight, only to throw a pie in our faces. This I can at least tolerate because the Ravens lost to a dynasty that is possibly going to surpass the Patriots one of these years. By the way, this woman you see above is now the most hated person in Charm City. Something I never dreamed would happen. We’re never going to hear the end of this from the Swifties.

Charm City Beasts (Season 4) Episode 16: An Arctic Playoff Frenzy!

There’s the Baltimore Ravens I know and love. The team that pulled off deep playoff runs consistently thanks to putting the fear of god in anyone they faced. Not to mention this team is having so much fun doing what they’re doing. They may be serious all week and all 60 minutes of play, but when the game is won, they get to party like it’s 2012! One down, two to go! BIG TRUZZ!

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Charm City Beasts (Season 4) Episode 15: UNLEASH THE MONSTERS! (The New Year’s Eve Massacre)

I’ve been going to games at M&T Bank Stadium for 15 years. Never have I seen the Ravens blow out a team this badly. Yes, I was at the 55-20 game against the Raiders in 2012, but even that game pails in comparison to this one. With the #1 seed on the line, Baltimore ran the Dolphins out the front door and right into the Inner Harbor. The Revenge Tour Continues on One Hand Sunday in the 410!

Penn State Sports Night Link: https://www.youtube.com/@pennstatesportsnight1368

Charm City Beasts (Season 4) Episode 14: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Ravens Edition

I’ve said this all season. Anyone who underestimates the Baltimore Ravens as a legit Super Bowl Contender requires help. This week I’m doubling down on it. Who would have thought that this team would go into Santa Clara on Christmas and take out a unit that was steamrolling people? No one except for Flock Nation. As for this episode, all of the holiday goodies are being unleashed by the cast. ENJOY!

Penn State Sports Night Link: https://www.youtube.com/@pennstatesportsnight1368