Author Archives: mhession52
The End of the Baltimore Colts: 40 Years Later
It’s been exactly 40 years since Robert Irsay and William Hudnut pulled off the most stunning and devastating move in the history of sports. It only makes sense for me to post this in the middle of the night. As painful as this is even though I was -18 years old when this occurred. I have to do it. UGH!
2024 MLB Season Preview: NL Edition
There’s been a lot of moving and shaking in the offseason. Big pieces moving elsewhere as the juggernauts load up and those that have shed look to reallocate pieces and overcome issues throughout their roster especially in the NL. This is going to be a bloodbath of a season no matter who appears to be the predictable favorites on paper. Anyways let the games begin1
2024 MLB Season Preview: AL Edition
Out of all of the four major sports, baseball appears to be the most unpredictable. Thats what you get after a bizarre 2023 season. I expect that this season will be more of the same even if the bigger markets catch on to the new rules.
2024 NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament Preview
The most intriguing time of the year in College Sports. 68 teams enter this gigantic battle ring, and only 4 make it to the “Room Where It Happens” before one of them is crown champion. This year’s edition has a lot of teams that have identity crises and others that are just locked in. What will the Basketball Gods have in store for us?
2023-24 NBA 2nd Half Preview: West Edition
The Wild Wild West. There’s drama but not the type we expected. Soap operas, fast-rising franchises, and the Trail Blazers (how are they this bad?) The 15 storylines coming out of this conference will be tasty I tell you.
2023-24 NBA 2nd Half Preview: East Edition
I haven’t follow the NBA as closely as recent years, but let me tell you the amount of chaos and gongshows that have taken over the league are legendary. The Eastern Conference is a prime example. Haslam, Dolan, MJ, Disney, Harris, and Monumental Sports rolled into one conference. SACRILEGE! Anyways heres the 2nd Half preview thats nearly 70% into the season.
Charm City Beasts vs The Swiftie Empire: The Battle of Baltimore REINCARNATED
The Narrator, Salty Marylander, and the Raven Brothers are on a mission to defend the city of Baltimore from a relentless attack by Taylor Swift and the Mighty Swiftie Empire. The story hits a dramatic climax when the Narrator falls in love with a good-looking fashionista who also has a past grudge against the Swifties at first sight while he and Allan are trying to find a special weapon that was hidden by the Swifties inside a dark room in the Babe Ruth Museum. Will the power of this love story and heroic efforts from the rest of the beasts be enough to stop an insufferable army and superpower from taking over the NFL World?
Super Bowl LVIII Preview
The NFL. A league where the scriptwriters convince us all of crazy endings only to give us the most predictable one out there. Normally people like me would stop following the league, but instead, we are still addicted to it. Why? Because anything can happen. Unless you believe in narratives. The one that the shield has dragged on for so long, is being shoved in our faces for the entire world to see. CRUD!
2023 Ravens Season Aftermath
This is what the Ravens and really Baltimore Sports do to me. They give us hope of things being different and a championship in sight, only to throw a pie in our faces. This I can at least tolerate because the Ravens lost to a dynasty that is possibly going to surpass the Patriots one of these years. By the way, this woman you see above is now the most hated person in Charm City. Something I never dreamed would happen. We’re never going to hear the end of this from the Swifties.
