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After months of speculation, the Beasts once again set out on a quest towards conquering the Swiftie Empire. Except this time instead of trying to defeat the whole thing, Michael, Jennifer, and Poe attempt to take away the engagement ring that is likely to be presented to Taylor Swift at some point in the next year. But to do this they must overcome a gauntlet of an obstacle course at the same time without getting captured and sentenced to the cellars again. (Note: More information on the game itself will be used in Weekly Recaps, hopefully this is not a recurring thing)

I’m more surprised that I was able to post this before I posted the Pierce-Garnett Trade document. Well, it happens. While the Raven Brothers are maxing and relaxing, and Jennifer is working hard at her luxurious job, Michael and the Salty Marylander will fill you in on the long-awaited offseason update. Also, we got a new alternate helmet for you all to see.

The 2024 NFL Schedule is out, the Orioles are heating up, Flock Nation wants celebrity clicks now that OBJ and PQ are officially gone, the plans for spoiling the Swiftie Empire’s Super Bowl Celebration are underway, and the cast took a much-needed vacation in Ocean City, MD despite Michael and Jennifer fighting an army of pirates out at sea. Come on down and witness an action-packed episode where tensions are up in the air, especially in the eyes of the Salty Marylander and the Raven Brothers.

I know that I’m behind on some free agent signings and headlines, but don’t you worry, they’ll be included in the Beach Bash episode we’re doing in early June. As for this episode, its going to be long because of the interviews and we didn’t recap the offseason because of a certain battle with the Swiftie Empire, but hey hang in there. Get your popcorn or whatever food or beverage you like, and soak this all in!

After discovering that Jennifer has been held hostage by Henchman McCord inside the Airship, the Beasts break out of their jail cell. Michael, and Poe attempt to rescue Jennifer, while the Salty Marylander, Edgar, Allan, and Darkness search for their lost weapons from the previous battle. Little do they know that Taylor Swift makes Jaden Smith, Michael’s greatest rival, as McCord’s right-hand man. After McCord gets killed by the Salty Marylander and Darkness, Smith gets promoted. Once he finds out that the Beasts escape the Airship, Smith follows them back to Baltimore which sets up an epic showdown to end the first stage of the Beasts-Swifties War.

The Narrator, Salty Marylander, and the Raven Brothers are on a mission to defend the city of Baltimore from a relentless attack by Taylor Swift and the Mighty Swiftie Empire. The story hits a dramatic climax when the Narrator falls in love with a good-looking fashionista who also has a past grudge against the Swifties at first sight while he and Allan are trying to find a special weapon that was hidden by the Swifties inside a dark room in the Babe Ruth Museum. Will the power of this love story and heroic efforts from the rest of the beasts be enough to stop an insufferable army and superpower from taking over the NFL World?

There’s the Baltimore Ravens I know and love. The team that pulled off deep playoff runs consistently thanks to putting the fear of god in anyone they faced. Not to mention this team is having so much fun doing what they’re doing. They may be serious all week and all 60 minutes of play, but when the game is won, they get to party like it’s 2012! One down, two to go! BIG TRUZZ!

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I’ve been going to games at M&T Bank Stadium for 15 years. Never have I seen the Ravens blow out a team this badly. Yes, I was at the 55-20 game against the Raiders in 2012, but even that game pails in comparison to this one. With the #1 seed on the line, Baltimore ran the Dolphins out the front door and right into the Inner Harbor. The Revenge Tour Continues on One Hand Sunday in the 410!

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