Charm City Beasts (Season 4) Episode 16: An Arctic Playoff Frenzy!

(OMAR WHISTLE/AWAKEN BY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLAYING)

BRAGGING RIGHTS SPORTS PRESENTS

A MARYLAND CULTURE PRODUCTION

“THERE’S A REASON WHY THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED, IS THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED. NO ONE HAS BEEN ON A JOURNEY LIKE THIS BEFORE. AND FORGING THAT NEW PATH THAT TAKES SKILL AND DETERMINATION IS DAUNTING. WITH SO MANY OBSTACLES IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASY TO QUIT, BUT IT CAN BE ENDURED. YOU MUST SHAPE THE COURSE, AND CHANGE GEARS AT A HIGH LEVEL. THOSE ROADBLOCKS THAT GET IN THE WAY ONLY INSPIRE YOU TO OVERCOME THE STRUGGLE OF IT. NO MATTER WHAT DETOUR COMES IN YOUR DIRECTION, YOU MUST FIND A NEW IDEA TO EXCEL AT. AND BOY IS THAT A DANGEROUS SIGHT TO SEE. THOSE BREAKDOWNS CAN ULTIMATELY BUILD RELATIONSHIPS. AND THOSE BONDS CAN’T BE BROKEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS. BUT TO BE HONEST, BUMPS AREN’T A PROBLEM. ALTHOUGH IT’S SOMETHING TO BE AWARE OF IN CASE YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST. THE JOURNEY MAY ALMOST BE OVER, AND IT’S BEEN A FUN ONE, NONETHELESS. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL. BUT THIS QUEST IS SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN THOSE THAT HAVE COME BEFORE US. AND IT WON’T BE FINISHED UNTIL THE FINAL DESTINATION HAS BEEN REACHED NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THERE!”

CHARM CITY BEASTS

THE UNRIVALED THEMED STORY OF THE BALTIMORE RAVENS!

WE SHALL RISE THE FLOCK UP!

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WE WILL NEVER EVER BE DENIED!

LAMAR JACKSON, MARK ANDREWS, ODELL BECKHAM JR, ROQUAN SMITH, ZAY FLOWERS, MARLON HUMPHREY, JUSTIN MADUBUIKE, PATRICK QUEEN, KYLE HAMILTON, JUSTIN TUCKER, ERIC DECOSTA, OZZIE NEWSOME, TODD MONKEN, MIKE MACDONALD, SASHI BROWN, STEVE BISCIOTTI, WITH THE RAVEN BROTHERS, AND THE SALTY MARYLANDER/NARRATOR MICHAEL HESSION.

(SEASON 4) EPISODE 16: AN ARCTIC PLAYOFF FRENZY!

EVERY DECIBEL COUNTS!

Poe: Whistling (we can’t. we can’t back down.) Allan: Whistling (WE CAN’T! WE CAN’T BACK DOWN!) Edgar: Whistling (We Can’t. We Can’t Back Down!) Raven Bros: Whistling (WE CAN’T! WE CAN’T BACK DOWN! NOT RIGHT NOW! WE CAN’T BACK DOWN! NOT RIGHT NOW! WE CAN’T BACK DOWN! WE CAN’T BACK DOWN!) Marylander: GET HYPED MY BOYS! Narrator: That’s right, it’s playoff time in Baltimore. We had a couple of weeks full of chilling out and maxing and relaxing watching Netflix and some games around the league during Wild Card Weekend, but we’re back. Anyways let’s start out with the Skit of the Week. This time, the Raven Brothers are going sledding! Raven Bros: Whistling (WAHOOOO!) Here are the rules. We sent the three rascals to the top of the hill at the St Paul’s School in Lutherville, MD. The finish line is just about 20 yards away from the baseball field. And like the Mario Kart skit, this is worth 2 points. The Salty Marylander was able to bring out a pair of rocks to tie the finish line together. Marylander: My goodness those things were heavy. Narrator: Alright boys. I see you guys all have matching sleds. Edgar: Whistling (We want to get some that we could fit in, especially me and Poe) Narrator: Sounds good. YOU READY! GET SET! FIRE! And they’re off! Allan is in front early on and considering that he is the lightest of the three, he should be the favorite. And now the other two have caught up! IT’S GOING TO BE A BARNBURNER TO THE FINISH LINE! EDGAR AND ALLAN ARE SLOWING DOWN! AND POE HAS WON THE RACE AND TIED ALLAN IN THE SKIT STANDINGS! SANTA MARIA! Poe: Whistling (That’s what you call payback!) Marylander: Well he lost at Mario Kart, but makes up for it in the sledding race. That’s a short term memory right there. PAUSE.

Narrator: Before we go further, we need to talk about the media darlings in the Cleveland Browns. A team that has been labeled as the biggest threat to the Boys in Purple in the AFC has been led by a tough defense and the revival of Raven Legend Joe Flacco. There are a bunch of people that have picked the Browns to go to Vegas and the Super Bowl. Allan: Whistling (They’re crazy for believing this) Marylander: It’s all a lie. The Flacco narratives, the defense being #1 in the league, everything. Haslam and the media set this up. Narrator: THEN WE HAVE TO TELL THE SCRIPT WRITERS THE TRUTH! Before it’s too late.

(A few moments later)

Narrator: Hello. (mice sound) Can I speak to the head script writer please? (mice sound) Alright then. Hello this is Michael Hession of Bragging Rights Sports, I’m calling to let you know that the storyline with the Cleveland Browns going into this postseason is a total lie. (mice sound) Listen, in no way should that team be in the playoffs, they’ve played 4 different QBs this season, Joe Flacco was injected with superpower juice by Jimmy Haslam as a way to make us jealous, and their defense is the worst in the league on the road. (mice sound) WHAT!? You really want Flacco coming back home, he’ll get killed by the SOS defense! (mice sound) Hold on one second. HEY RAVEN BROTHERS! Raven Bros: Whistling (Yes buddy) Can one of you call Toro the Texans Mascot and tell him that the Browns story is fake so they can knock them out for us? Poe: Whistling (Uh, we might be playing them next week) Narrator: NO JUST DO IT! Poe: Whistling (Okay) Narrator: Sorry about that. (mice sound) I know you guys told me that you want Kelce proposing to Taylor Swift in Vegas, but now you want THIS to oppose Kansas City in what you guys are calling the Arrowhead Invitational? (mice sound) OH I’M DONE WITH THIS CRAP! Marylander: Hey, how’s it going? Narrator: It’s ok, I just was on the phone with one of the league’s scriptwriters. Edgar: Whistling (And what did he say) Narrator: He thinks I’m crazy for believing that the Browns story is a lie. Poe: Whistling (Guys I have good news) Narrator: Poe what is it. Poe: Whistling (THE BROWNS AND STEELERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!) Cast: LETS GO! Allan: Whistling (Who are we playing in the Divisional Round?) Poe: Whistling (The Texans) Narrator: Well they did us a huge favor because believe me, I didn’t want to face Cleveland or Pittsburgh again especially the Yinzers. Edgar: Whistling (Well we’re getting a team we’ve beaten like 500 straight times) Narrator: That’s definitely true Edgar. Marylander: BRING IT ON HOUSTON!

Narrator: Okay Salty Marylander, don’t go wasting your emotions too soon. Anyways throughout the week this question has been asked all over the Under Armour Performance Center and beyond. How will the Ravens fare in the playoffs this time? For the 2nd time since 2019 they’ve clinched the NFL’s version of the Presidents Trophy, but we all know how that season ended. Getting smacked at home on a warm Saturday Night in January against Derrick Bleeping Henry. Boy Wonder Johnny Harbaugh knows these stakes. Who knows if this will be his last season or not depending on how much longer he wants to coach. But either way he’s going to pull out all the stops during the Bye Week. The Ravens had their normal practice schedule but there was one big catch. On Saturday they held a private stadium practice and treated it like it was an actual game. Harbaugh stated that it’s good mojo for the playoffs. You need to have some familiarity in there before the big moment because if not you can be overwhelmed. Planet LJ has also learned this lesson the hard way. Earlier this week just like he did in the summer of 2020 he admitted that the Boys in Purple looked past the Titans in 2019 since they were likely playing the Chiefs the next week. He told reporters that he was as focused as ever. Not to mention he could be getting back his go-to weapon at some point in the playoffs. You heard that right. Mark Andrews has returned to practice, I repeat, the Gold Mine has come off the IR. Marylander; MAAAAAAANDREEEEEEWS! Narrator: Love the spirit Salty Marylander. Not to mention they took advantage of the Jets being the Jets and letting Dalvin Cook walk into the open market. Eric DeCosta to the surprise of no one jumped on the opportunity. Poe: Whistling (Boy do I love me some more weapons) Narrator: That’s right Poe. They’re loading up for what looks to be the biggest push at a Super Bowl in franchise history. But there’s one problem. (BOOM!) THE MEDIA! Marylander: NOW WHAT! Narrator: All week the questions of Lamar’s lack of success in the playoffs has popped up in a big way. One narrative stated that the Ravens haven’t scored a point in the 1st Quarter of a playoff game since Super Bowl XLVII. Yes it’s true, but that can easily be forgotten. The worst of them all came from CBS Sports’ John Breech. He fired a salvo that psyched up an entire team, fanbase, organization and city. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (CBS Sports Writer Breech labels Ravens as AFC’s Version of the Cowboys) Marylander: THIS IS BORDERLINE RIDICULOUS! PAUSE.

(Bad Guy playing) Narrator: Here ye, here ye, step right up and witness one of the most baffling takes of the entire 2023 NFL Season! Apparently John Breech, while previewing the Divisional Round matchups, took a mighty swing at both Planet LJ and the Ravens Organization as a whole. Here’s what he had to say… “If there’s one team in the playoffs that I’m never confident in picking to win, it’s the Baltimore Ravens. They’re the Cowboys of the AFC. I’ll be honest, besides the Cowboys and Chargers, there’s no team in the NFL that I have less faith in to win a playoff game than the Ravens. Since Lamar Jackson took over the starting job, the Ravens have gone 1-3 in the playoffs and they were favored to win in two of those three losses. For whatever reason, the Ravens offense has basically no-showed in their four playoff games with Jackson: They’ve averaged just 13 points per game in his four starts.” Marylander: Really? You had more faith in the Eagles and Dolphins? Two of the biggest frauds in the playoffs? And you’re calling us the Cowboys of the AFC when there’s no long term evidence!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Narrator: I agree with you. The difference between Baltimore and Dallas is night and day. The Cowboys got blown out at home against a Packers team that has owned them since the Ice Bowl. (Excluding the mid 90s) Plus their leadership is nowhere near that of the Ravens. Lamar is a better lead than Dak, Roquan Smith is the next Ray Lewis, and Harbaugh is a much better tone setter for a team than Mike McCarthy is. Plus the Ravens play outdoors and the Cowboys play in a dome. Marylander: WAY TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM! Narrator: I know. But he’s not the only one. Richard Sherman, the Acho Brothers, Nick Wright, Eric Mangini, and many others have also doubted Lamar. Another bad take was from the man that declared that Jackson should move to WR. Bill Polian. This time he declared that the way you beat Lamar is that you replicate what the Chargers did in his rookie year. Rush 4 guys, and have speed and contain him running the ball. It’s basically like saying “If you prevent him from running he can’t win” Dude, way to not read the room. There have been so many teams especially this year under General Monken that have tried that and they still get burned. It’s a pick your poison mindset now with LJ and the offense.

Ok, all headlines and bulletin board material aside, we must get to the main event. PLAYOFF FOOTBALL! For the first time in 4 years, the NFL Playoffs are back at M&T Bank Stadium With myself and the rest of the cast on hand, we’re going to be in for a fun one. And to open the playoffs, the Boys in Purple get to take on a team that they have considered their punching bag for years. The Houston Texans. The same team that marched into town in Week 1 only to get beat by a heavy dose of sacks and big defensive plays at the biggest stages of the game. But to the surprise of many people around the country, Houston used that game as a springboard for the rest of the season. The Texans have become one of the better turnaround stories in the league over the past few years. DeMeco Ryans and CJ Stroud have changed the culture of the franchise overnight. Stroud won 6 of his final 7 starts to end the season thanks to a calm presence in the pocket plus the emergence of young receiver Nico Collins. (It sucks that Tank Dell is out for the year) While the Ravens have been scheming for Divisional Round, Houston has been in playoff mode. In Week 18 they went into Indianapolis and devoured the hopes and dreams of another incredible turnaround story in the Colts, and then in the Wild Card Round, they stomped the Browns 45-14 in front of a raucous crowd at NRG Stadium. Many fans outside of Baltimore believed that this would be the upset pick of the week especially with the potential of rust from their opponents as well as the hot play of Stroud. But there were a few elements to go over. The Texans haven’t won a road playoff game in their history, the city hasn’t seen an AFC Championship Game since 1979, and they’ve never won at M&T. Not to mention CJ Stroud is 0-3 against the Harbaugh Brothers and Mike Man. (Speaking of Jim Harbaugh he was at the game as well) And good news for Raven fans, is that the unlucky white pants will not be worn at all during the playoffs. Just like their glory years, the Ravens decided to wear black pants to go along with their purple jerseys. Their record in the playoffs is 2-0 in that combo including a victory in the Divisional Round in 2011 against YOU GUESSED IT! The Houston Texans. How do those lucky uniforms look Raven Brothers? Raven Bros: Whistling (AWESOME!) 

Narrator: The biggest factor of them all in this game is simple. THE WEATHER! In 2019, the gametime temperature for that Divisional Round loss to the Titans was 70 degrees which by the way was the record high for January 11 in Maryland. Not to mention it was 67 degrees for the game against Indy in 2006. But the weather in Charm City is so hard to predict isn’t it. This time around the conditions for this playoff game would be extreme. Come 4:30 PM, the temperature would be 23 degrees with a windchill at 6. Surpassing the 2000 Wild Card Game against the Broncos as the coldest playoff game in Baltimore Sports History. (I still don’t know how Parijita Bastola didn’t freeze out there during the National Anthem with what she had on. TOTAL GUTS!) And you already know what’s going to occur. The Texans offensively would be very limited due to the Cold Winds of Fate. If they struggled against this defense in September, then my goodness it’s not getting any easier for them. (Who needs Marlo when Ronald Darby has stepped in and filled the role well) The opening drive of the game was a prime example. Houston went 3 and out and the Ravens would march straight into scoring range only to stall out thanks to a false start. Now can JT survive the 30 MPH gusts by kicking a 53 yard field goal towards the West Endzone? I think he can. “53 yards on a windy day. He’s so good.” Raven Bros: Whistling (IN TUCKER WE TRUZZ!) Narrator: I’m surprised that one of you didn’t try to catch the ball. Poe: Whistling (It’s alright) Narrator: Trailing 3-0 CJ Stroud and Bobby Slowik would put together a nice march of their own. (Turn around and look for the damn ball PQ!) They countered JT’s field goal with a 50 yarder for Ka’imi Fairbairn that just made it over the crossbar. Now who will march towards the first touchdown? That answer would be Planet LJ and Baltimore. Realizing that Houston would cover his best targets, Jackson had all day to scan the field and then take off and run. I think you’re going to see that a bunch before this game is over. Wouldn’t you know it, Lamar fired a dart to Nelson Agholor for the TD that gave the Boys in Purple a 10-3 lead. Houston, you have a problem! That problem is the lack of a conventional running game. Most of the rushing yards that they would get in this game would be scrambles by Stroud himself. Devin Singletary could do nothing. (The Ravens defense was ok against the run in the regular season, but they are a different animal in January) Nothing can harm us right now as… Marylander: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY LORD UNITAS! WE HAVE SHUT THEM DOWN ALL EVENING AND NOW WE GIVE UP A FREAKING PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE OF BAD TACKLING! COME ON SPECIAL TEAMS WAKE THE HELL UP! PAUSE.

Narrator: The fear of every Ravens fan has become reality. The Texans have found a way to tie it up and now their pass rush is exposing Morgan Moses and Ronnie Stanley. (Well they also drew up some crafty blitzes) Won’t you look at that, CJ Stroud and Nico Collins have finally woken up. That is until they got to the 29 yard line and had to settle for another Fairbairn field goal. (The further they would get all day) “47 yard try by Fairbairn. It is, no good.” This is why M&T Bank Stadium is such a hard place to kick. It’s not because of where it’s located but because of the idea that you don’t know where the wind will blow. Houston just learned this lesson the hard way. With the game tied at 10 going into halftime, there were many pundits that felt like the Ravens would choke this game away. The possibility of the Boys in Purple becoming the biggest meme in sports was growing louder. But then their doubters forgot one thing thanks to the opening kickoff of the 2nd Half. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! The good ole High End Talent, and lots of it. Mark Andrews and Marlon Humphrey haven’t returned from injury but my goodness does it feel good to have Devin Duvernay back. His 37 yard return would spark the offense. That and Planet LJ’s inspirational halftime speech in the locker room. With a short field, they drove it all the way into the endzone thanks to DeMeco Ryans not putting a spy out there to stop Lamar. (Pick your poison! Death by land or death by air?) Leading 17-10 the Ravens could smell blood in the water. Not even a big run by Singletary, which was his only carry of over 10 yards in the game, could prevent the SOS defense from stopping yet another scoring threat. Then came the drive that would end the Texans comeback hopes. Baltimore would start at their own 7 yard line, and they would methodically dink and dunk their way down the field. Even on a crucial 4th and 1 where it looked like Houston would find a way to stay alive, there would be no stopping this machine from marching in to go up by 2 scores. (Great call General Monken!) “Jackson, endzone, Likely for the Touchdown!” Planet LJ missed a throw just moments ago on a similar pass pattern to Isaiah Likely but this time the Gorilla went over Derek Stingley and mossed him. 24-10 Ravens. 

Raven Brothers, you know what that means? SANDMAN! Raven Bros: Whistling (EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT! TAKE MY HAND! WE’RE OFF TO NEVER NEVERLAND!) Narrator: Oh by the way Ray Lewis is also in the building and is hyping up the crowd. (He, Cal Ripken Jr, Jacoby Jones, Peter Boulware, etc were all in the house for this one) With the GOAT looking down on the new age Baltimore Bullies, Houston’s offensive struggles would continue. You may be asking yourselves, how are the Ravens shutting down this high powered offense without any sacks or turnovers? That’s simple. Great coverage downfield, enforcing pre snap penalties, and making Stroud run for his life. (There’s a reason why M&T is The Greatest Night Game Atmosphere in the NFL) All we need now is a nice putaway drive. Both Harbaugh brothers and Todd Monken made one thing very clear. “WE DIDN’T RUN THE BALL ENOUGH! WE’VE GOTTA RUN THE FOOTBALL MORE!” All 3 RBs Gus Edwards, Dalvin Cook, and Justice Hill carved their way through the opposing defense. Texans I know you had the best run defense in the playoffs, but throw that narrative out the window. Then the guy known as the modern day Plastic Man would put the game on ice by calling his own number. “Jackson keeps, Stanley in front of him, TOUCHDOWN! LAMAR!” (FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED! FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED! FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED!) Marylander: THERE IT IS BABY! (YOU CAN’T BEAT US! 0-8 AT THE BANK! WE’RE NOT THE BROWNS!) IT’S OFF TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME! (FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED! FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED! FULL MARYLANDER ACTIVATED!) LETS FREAKING GOOOOOOOO! PAUSE.

(Boogeyman playing) Narrator: The Texans cannot escape their fate. Not even after one of the greatest single season turnarounds of the last decade, and finding the franchise QB they’ve lacked since Deshaun Watson they still cannot beat the Ravens. 2-12 all time including 0-8 at M&T Bank Stadium. They still are the least successful franchise in the NFL since they’re the only team yet to play in a Conference Championship Game. Yeah the Cold Winds of Fate hurt them big time. Stephanie Macdonald you’ll enjoy this next stat. Your husband Mike Man as well as the Harbaugh Brothers are now a combined 4-0 against CJ Stroud going back to his days at Ohio State. (As mentioned earlier, Jim Harbaugh was at the game as well) And both times this year the SOS defense has held the Houston offense out of the endzone. Not even the Greatest Rookie Season by a QB since Dan Marino in 1983 can save them. Marylander: I’m your boogeyman, I’m your boogeyman. They can’t beat us! I’m your boogeyman, I’m your boogeyman. RAVENS NATION! Narrator: Oh yeah, gotta love me an old school beat Salty Marylander. With this win the Ravens are doing something no Baltimore team has done since the 1970 Colts. Host the AFC Championship Game. The way they played in this game shows you that this isn’t the Ravens of old. This team has mental toughness, they have tenacity, they are cool and controlled. Look at the end of the 1st Half, in recent years that team would have crumbled and it would have led to the Greatest Embarrassment in Franchise History. This team did not let that happen. Why? Because of this very reason. They’re focused on the moment at hand. Look at Planet LJ at halftime. He was the one who rallied everyone in the locker room to get back on their feet and dominate the 2nd Half. When you outscore someone 24-0 over the final 30 minutes, especially a white hot team like the Texans, that’s a sign of true character. (Something Brian Billick would enjoy) Now they have the chance to play for a shot at the Super Bowl in front of their fans in a potential Blackout atmosphere. I would say this is going to be the biggest sporting event that has been played in Baltimore since September 6, 1995. That night Cal Ripken Jr surpassed Lou Gehrig’s Ironman record of 2130 consecutive games played. Even if the Orioles have played in three separate League Championship Series, in none of those series maybe other than 1997 was there ever a game of this magnitude. Why am I saying this? Because Baltimore is a blue-collar football crazy town, and the Ravens like the Colts before them have this storybook mythic relationship with the fans in that city. It also helps that their opponent next week is none other than the team they’ve been copying for years. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (Ravens to face Chiefs in 2023 AFC Championship Game) Marylander: MY OH MY! PAUSE.

Narrator: It has to come down to this. It just has to be this way. If the Ravens are going to advance to their 1st Super Bowl since 2012, they’re going to have to beat the team that has dominated the NFL over the last 5 years. The Kansas City Chiefs. Just like with the Patriots a decade ago, KC has the gold standard of QBs in the league right now in Patrick Mahomes, who by the way just won his first ever road playoff game by knocking off of the Bills thanks to the second coming of Scott Norwood in Super Bowl XXV. (When will people ever learn not to hype that team nor Josh Allen?) Not to mention all of the storylines in pop culture. Back in September you just knew that these two teams were on a collision course to meet for the right to go to Vegas. Why? On the same week that it was revealed that Travis Kelce was hooking up with Taylor Swift, Odell Beckham Jr was spotted with Kim Kardashian filming the trailer to the halftime show of Super Bowl LVIII. While OBJ and Kim K have been just friends like Patrick Queen has been with Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa even though Ravens fans want to think otherwise, the Kelce and Swift story has taken the league by storm. And if there’s anyone that’s going to prevent that from going any further it’s the team that has tried their best to copy their every move. Myself and the Salty Marylander said this back in Week 12, the NFL is going to do everything they can for Kansas City to repeat as champions and for Travis Kelce to propose to Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl podium in Vegas. (That would literally break the internet) But then again, Tay-Tay and the rest of the Swifties must get through perhaps their biggest pop culture rivals to reach the Super Bowl. This is truly “YOU’RE DOOMED!” The AFC Championship from anyone outside of Baltimore or Kansas City’s perspective, especially Denver, and Ohio. Basically whoever wins everyone else loses. But that’s all for next week. Now can we just enjoy the feeling of victory. Darkness! Darkness: Whistling (Yes boss) Marylander: HIT THE MUSIC! Darkness: Whistling (Gotcha) Narrator: Time to dance! (Gangnam Style playing) Raven Bros: Whistling (OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!) Narrator: Your turn Allan! Allan: Whistling (THIS IS SO AWESOME!) Edgar/Poe: Whistling (HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!) Allan: Whistling (Eddy you’re up!) Edgar: Whistling (Lets go this) Narrator/Marylander: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Edgar: Whistling (Poe Poe) Poe: Whistling (Riding the pony!) Edgar/Allan: Whistling (HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!) Marylander: WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP EM GANGNAM STYLE! (Reliving 2012 in Baltimore never gets old doesn’t it) Raven Bros: Whistling (HEY! RAVENS NATION!) Marylander: WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! Raven Bros Whistling (HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! OH!) Narrator: WHOS GOT IT BETTER THAN US! Cast: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY! (CHARM CITY BEASTS)