Panthers vs Texans: Stop me when you have heard this story. Tyrod Taylor getting injured only for his backup to replace him and never look back. I don’t think history will repeat itself. Davis Mills was calm and relaxed but he didn’t play an outstanding game. This was one of the concerns of bringing in David Culley. He has turned everyone of his QBs into checkdown artists wherever he has gone. (He did this with Taylor in Buffalo, Joe Flacco in Baltimore, and he tried turning Lamar Jackson into one too) Sam Darnold did the bare minimum in this game and the Panthers still won. Carolina is 3-0 and I am interested to see what they can do against a real team. But their win in Houston comes at a cost. CRACK! Christian McCaffery and Jaycee Horn both knocked out. The Panthers did trade for CJ Henderson to replace Horn I’ll give them that.
Ravens vs Lions: The Ravens are a real life movie script! (Call this a preview to Charm City Beasts) I have said this many times over my lifetime and I’m saying it again. Regardless of who they play they never make it easy. And yes I need another document on this crazy game that shouldn’t have been close. (Thank goodness their receivers had butterfingers now rather than next week in Denver)
Cardinals vs Jaguars: This game makes absolutely no sense. The Cardinals should be killing the Jaguars. But like I have said, Kliff Kingsbury is so unpredictable in games against bad teams. This game is no different. Instead of trusting Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins at the end of the 1st Half he let Matt Prater try a 68 yard field goal, which was returned 109 yards for a touchdown to end the half. Oh my goodness the Jags are actually going to win a game for the first time in over a year. BOOM! Then Arizona gets bailed out by high end talent and Urban Meyer’s overmanaging of the offense. The Cards scored 2 TDs in less than a minute to take the lead late in the 3rd Quarter and they never looked back. Trevor Lawrence I like you as a QB, but its going to be a long season if this keeps up. Also when have college coaches had instant success at the NFL Level? Plus their extra 1st Round pick from the Rams is losing value by the day.
Bengals vs Steelers: I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, I feel bad for the Pittsburgh Steelers. This is a team that is such a well run organization and they don’t deserve the punishment of being in the basement of the AFC North. Ben Roethlisberger is cooked, I never thought it would occur but he clearly has taken a step back. When you are throwing the ball 60 times a game with no Offensive Line at this age its a sign of bad things. Losing TJ Watt is a killer and the defense couldn’t bail out the offense without him. The Steelers had no answers for JaMarr Chase, heck they had no chance for anything the Bungles threw at them. As a result for the 2nd week in a row, the Yinzer faithful has to witness a massacre on home soil. And here is the worst part. We are living in a world where the Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Bengals are tied for 1st in the AFC North. (I don’t want those 2 beating the Ravens and Steelers for years to come, this isn’t 1988) Your Super Bowl window might be shut Steelers, Welcome to the Basement of the AFC North! Yinzers: OH NO! WE SUCK AGAIN!!!
Bears vs Browns: Justin Fields, WELCOME TO THE NFL! This is the kind of game that all Rookie QBs go through. The Browns still have questions about their defensive structure but they are looking for an easy target to pad their stats. Da Bears have no Offensive Line and only 3 good players on offense besides Fields so it will be easy pickings for Myles Garrett and JOK. Chicagos savior of a QB was sacked 9 times and was constantly getting toyed in front of the Dawg Pound. The Bears D kept it close even with the return of Odell Beckham but in the end Cleveland must put them away at somepoint. Even if Chicago shut down Nick Chubb and the Browns receivers, they got crushed by their other monster of a Running Back in Kareem Hunt. He was unstoppable, and not even Khalil Mack could contain him. The Browns are looking very good to start the year despite 2 wins against somewhat bad teams. Next week they get the Vikings, that game should be a shootout!
Falcons vs Giants: This game is what I call the Eli Manning Special! (Its ironic for me to say that since Eli got his jersey number retired by the G-Men) A Giants team playing against a soft opponent in the Falcons should be an easy win right. But the Giants have other ideas. First of all, how do invest that much money and draft capital into WR and you don’t use them. (This is why you should’ve signed with Baltimore, Kenny Golladay.) Even with a 5 tool back in Saquan they still struggle because they have no Offensive Line. Even if they look like a weekly heart attack, New York takes the lead early in the 4th Quarter. Then Atlanta led by Matt Ryan and Calvin Ridley go right down the field and tie the game with 4 minutes to go. All Daniel Jones has to do is pull off an Eli-esk miracle and the win is all but yours. BOOM! And then he fumbles the ball in a high pressure spot yet again. Even if he recovered his own fumble the Giants still were forced to punt. And even then they still lose because like last week the defense couldn’t stop an opponents final drive. “Koo’s kick is on its way and Falcons have won this game!” This is why I shouldn’t have picked the Giants to win the NFC East, rarely do special teams coaches other than John Harbaugh succeed as a head coach. Its a hard responsibility but thats how life works in the NFL.
Colts vs Titans: The Titans have a chance to re-establish themselves as the class of the AFC South. After that epic win against Seattle last week they now face what should be easy pickings in the Colts. This game compared to other games during the 1PM slot was kinda boring but hey this was an old school kind of a game. Not many big plays, ball control, and defense. I have now come to a realization that Carson Wentz isn’t the least of Indianapolis’ issues. Yes he struggled against Tennessee’s defense, but do you know what would help? Their receivers creating separation. Plus they had no answers for King Henry XXII too so add more salt into the wounds. If I’m a Colts fan I am losing my cool, this team is built for Andrew Luck’s playstyle without Andrew Luck and it hasn’t worked for them since he retired. Plus they still have to face Baltimore in the next couple of weeks. And here is the icing on the cake, if they are in Tank bowl Territory they can’t tank since their 1st Round pick belongs to the Philadelphia Eagles. Philly fans tried warning you about Wentz, and it has shown repeatedly.
Saints vs Patriots: The Saints after last weeks embarrassing loss in Carolina is looking for a young QB to feast on. Fortunately the Who Dat Nation they get to give Mac Jones his WELCOME TO THE NFL game the same way Cleveland did with Justin Fields. DING! Trust me, even if Drew Brees retired New Orleans is still a strong team because of their defense and Alvin Kamara. New England could do nothing all day until garbage time. The Saints stop the bleeding as they slowly improve themselves to 2-1. New England I would be careful about this 1-2 start of yours, I have a feeling their next opponent wants his long awaited payback on Belichick.
Hogs vs Bills: It appears that the Bills are trying to prove that last weeks win in Miami wasn’t a fluke. They need another team below their talent level to feel their might. Example: Washington! The Hogs in this game were scorched all game long by Josh Allen using all quadrants of the field to perfection. And yes the defense played up to their potential as well. So far Buffalo is looking like the team to beat in the AFC but like several others in the conference there is still plenty of time to establish themselves as a legit contender. Washington meanwhile is going to get desperate if things continue. This team would be dumb enough to trade for Deshawn Watson since Daniel Snyder doesn’t care about the field antics. The perfect match of QB and team if I’d say so myself.
Chargers vs Chiefs: Chiefs fans this is a sight you don’t want to see. I understand losing to the Ravens in that atmosphere in Baltimore last Sunday Night but now you guys have to try and keep up with a Chargers team that may be unpredictable but they always play you guys well. The main difference in this game? Turnovers! Ever since he threw that 3rd Quarter pick to Tavon Young last week Patrick Mahomes has gotten way too cute with the ball. I know he is the most skilled QB in the game but sometimes you can’t play NFL Blackjack every week and expect to roll a 21. Although he does have an excuse, the Chiefs receivers except for their 2 superstars have butterfingers. It was on full display all game long. Despite Justin Herbert and the Bolts taking a 14 point lead, Kansas City came storming back in a hurry to take a 17-14 lead. Then we get to the moment where Chiefs fans are calling for Steve Spagnuolo’s head. They never adjusted to the Chargers play style throughout the game. Now with the game tied LA has an interesting decision. Do they kick a field goal and trust their defense? Or do they go for it like the Ravens did last week and prevent “The Patrick Price” from an epic comeback. WHO CARES ABOUT BEING CONSERVATIVE LETS GO FOR IT! “Herbert’s pass is Incomplete but THERE IS A FLAG!” That penalty was PI against Kansas City. The Chargers take advantage and score the game winning touchdown with 32 seconds left. (Who cares if they missed the PAT!) Chiefs fans I know how bad you feel after this loss but this isn’t the only hard news of the day, BOOM! Andy Reid had to the go to the hospital following the game because he was dehydrated by the humidity at Arrowhead. I’m starting to feel that the Football Gods ripped their souls out in Baltimore. (I’m trying not to be biased, but I kinda am)
Jets vs Broncos: The Broncos have to be the luckiest team in the NFL right now. Its because they have literally been gift wrapped a 3-0 start thanks to playing the 3 worst teams in football. This week they crushed the gongshow that is the ButtFumble. Zach Wilson has gone from promising young star to getting mauled by a bunch of sives, being protected by lineman who may or may not be sives, and getting roasted daily by the New York Media. Its gotten so bad that Mike Greenberg has claimed that he misses Adam Gase! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The issue isn’t coaching, or the players, or Joe Douglas, the Jets will be trash as long as the Johnsons have control of day to day operations. As for Denver I like what I am seeing so far but I don’t see them as a contender yet. Next week is their real test, BE PREPARED! (Broncos fans haven’t been in this spotlight in 6 years and they for are acting like it)
Seahawks vs Vikings: The Vikings are punching the air at themselves right now. 2 winnable games lost thanks to shooting themselves in the foot each time. The good news for them is that this is their home opener and they need to make a statement. In this game they did, Seattle was no match for Justin Jefferson all game long. The calls for Ken Norton’s head from the 12’s is growing by the day. It didn’t just stop there, Russell Wilson was cooked by the Skolkings defense for all but 3 drives. Fun fact: The Vikings did this without Dalvin Cook! Back into the race you go Minnesota, you earned this win. Seahawks I would be careful, considering how the rest of your division is playing its going to be a hard time keeping up with them.
Dolphins vs Raiders: This should be gimme for the Raiders, Tua is inactive, they are at home against a Dolphins team searching for answers, and they are trying to start 3-0 for the first time in Gruden’s 2nd tenure as coach. However Vegas played down to their competition early in the game. Miami jumped out to a quick 14-0 lead, but the game changed on a single play, (NFL Films Black Hole Theme Playing) “They throw a WR screen to the left and it is STUFFED IN THE ENDZONE FOR A SAFETY!” With this play the Raiders unlocked their talents and abilities. Derek Carr and the offense outscore the Dolphins 25-0 for the next 36 minutes. Even if Vegas’ defense looks outstanding Jacoby Brissett has finally figured it out late in the 4th Quarter. Thanks to key 4th Down Conversions and REFBALL, Miami ties the game headed to OT. Both teams traded field goals on their opening drive which means next score wins. (A non called PI preventing the Dolphins from scoring the game winning TD is punishment for that safety) Theres a chance that Miami escapes with a win, NAH! Chucky gets his revenge from Week 16 last year as Derek Carr leads his team to victory and a 3-0 start. NFL BEWARE! RaiderNation has come out of hiding! They are just as insufferable as Cowboys fans!
Buccaneers vs Rams: Sean McVay is the Ash Ketchum of NFL Head Coaches, a so-called mastermind that always has tricks up his sleeve and seeks revenge against those who have defeated him in years past. Playing against a powerhouse in the Buccaneers will be a great test for a team that has massive chips on their shoulders. Matt Stafford played the role of Pikachu in this game, using his own version of a thunderbolt with deep ball accuracy and excellent protection to scorch a Tampa Bay secondary that on paper was one of the best coming into this season. As for LA’s D, they suffocated Tom Brady all afternoon. They knocked Gronk out of the game and dominated this game beginning late in the 2nd Quarter. As a result the Rams earn a statement win and are the early favorites to reach the Super Bowl. (FYI Super Bowl LVI is at SoFi aka Rams House) The Buccaneers despite their defeat treated this as the waking of a sleeping giant. BOOM! RICHARD SHERMAN COME ON DOWN TO #TOMPABAY!
Packers vs 49ers: San Francisco fans despise Jerome Boger! He’s the official that in their fans minds screwed them over in Super Bowl XLVII against the Ravens on that legendary goal line stand. (That shouldn’t have even been a game in the 1st place!) Today however his officiating crew has one job, MAKE LIFE EXTRA HARD FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS! So far Aaron Rodgers and the Packer offense have scorched the 9er Gang’s so-called elite defense. 17 straight points to start the game. But then like I said, Boger and his officiating crew used a few questionable PI calls to help the 49ers get back in the game. Not to mention Green Bay couldn’t get in their own way with holding calls, and roughing the passer. San Fran comes storming back thanks to few long TD drives that were results of penalties against the Packers. Normally REFBALL is in Aaron Rodgers favor. Today its not, and not to mention the NFL brought back the Tuck Rule for 1 night only! Whats going to happen now? The 49ers are going to come back and win this? “Over the middle, thats caught, Juszczyk, can he get in? Yes He Can!” Oh dear god, Boger will be like what the replacement refs were to Wisconsin following the Fail Mary game in 2012. No need for worries Cheeseheads, look at your High-End Talent! HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! Aaron Rodgers bails the Packers for roughly the 57th time in his career. The Packers go down the field quickly and have a chance to win it! “And the kick iiiiiiis, Good, to win the game!” Green Bay escapes Santa Clara with a win they deserve. There will be no drama this week out of Lombardi Ave.
Eagles vs Cowboys: HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!? Their offense is looking sharp once again. But there is one constant, the Eagles once again got cocky before entering JerryWorld. This time Nick Sirriani wore a T-Shirt that said BEAT DALLAS! Just like when Doug Pederson guaranteed a win in Week 7 a couple of years ago they got smacked by the Cowboys on NATIONAL TELEVISION! It got so bad that Philadelphia was begging for Jalen Hurts to get benched for Joe Flacco. Even if he is past his prime he wouldn’t have done better than Hurts. As for the Philly’s defense, they got beat by Dak Prescott the same that Joel Embiid gets beat by Giannis. 41 points against including a Pick6. Is it me or does Dallas look like a dark horse Super Bowl Contender, I still need some time to think about that status for them but the Cowboys are on the right track if this keeps up. Eagles fans I do have good news, you aren’t most pathetic in the NFC East. COUNT ON THAT NONSENSE BABY!
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