Tonight on Charm City Beasts! A victory in what is most likely the game of the year has the entire city of Baltimore thinking playoffs even if they don’t control their own destiny. John Harbaugh’s quote after the Browns game that this was one of the greatest games he has ever been a part of. It would be meaningless if the Ravens missed the playoffs all together. Action Jackson told the media following the game that he didn’t pull a Paul Pierce from the 2012 NBA Playoffs when he left in the 4th quarter, he said he had several cramps in his arms, legs, and head. The bad blood from their archrivals in Cleveland continued when Jarvis Landry called Marcus Peters a coward after spitting on him by accident. Peters said that he wasn’t trying to do this because he must have had something stuck in his mouth. The result for this incident was a 12.5K fine by the NFLPA. I mean come on! Landry does this nonsense every game and Cleveland is full of egos across the board! Anyways let’s get to the action.
The Ravens returned home just in time for the Holiday Season for a matchup against the Jacksonville Jaguars. A team that has not won since Opening Day, the only concern for Baltimore is that Gardner Minshew was making his first start in 7 weeks. Early on it would be cautious for Ravens fans. Lamar gave the Jags an opportunity by throwing an interception on the opening drive only for Matt Judon to sack Minshew for a Safety! In fact that was the second time he has been sacked for a safety at M&T Bank Stadium in his career. Action Jackson and the offense took advantage of the 2 points and made it 9-0 on a touchdown catch by Miles Boykin. Despite Jacksonville getting 50/50 balls against the injured Ravens secondary. Then as expected Minshew would get crushed by Patrick Queen on a 4th and medium. Thus led to JK Dobbins and Gus the Bus running all over #Sacksonville on route to 16-0. Then came the moment of truth for Dez Bryant. HE HAS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS! (HALLELUJAH!) Anytime a player overcomes his demons from years past and is back to chucking up his world famous X it is a great time.
I think this beatdown of a tanking team is the perfect mojo to get in the playoffs even if we don’t control our own destiny. Avoiding a so-called trap situation and coming out of it with a beatdown victory is one of those games where everyone comes together. You know what time it is because the Marylander is about to talk about Holiday Fun in Ravens terms.
Marylander: Deck the Halls with Minshews Meatballs Fa La La La La La La La La La! This is the style of football that we love to play in December when everyone writes us off. The Ultra Clutch Lamar is back again and he is getting into Holiday Spirits by crushing everyone like Santa does to DC Comic Villains on the naughty list. With 3 straight wins we are back to having all of the fun we want on social media and on the field. Steelers, Bills, and Raiders all we want for Christmas is for you to beat the Colts, Browns, or Dolphins! The playoffs would look so bad like in 2017 if we miss out! Everyone is now going to want Cleveland to win the division even though we have beat them twice. WHO CARES WE ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! Narrator: Calm down we still need to beat New York and the Bungals. Anyways next week on Charm City Beasts will be the Ravens heckling Giants fans about Super Bowl XXXV. Stay tuned.
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