Colts vs Titans: A game that in my opinion could be a huge factor for who wins the AFC South down the road. The Colts were looking for a statement after their loss against Baltimore last week, and the Titans were trying to gain ground. Until the 3rd quarter Tennessee and King Henry XXII had control of the game only for the special teams and defense to allow Indy to run away with the game. Don’t worry Titans fans next week you get to be mauled by Ravens, who are out for your blood!
Eagles vs Giants: Philly can you explain what that was? A chance to extend your lead in the weak NFC East, a chance to sweep the hated Giants AND YOU DO THAT! I thought the Ravens had a bad receiver core but this one might be worse. How many times did the Eagles have a momentum play followed by a huge miscue? I can’t tell. As for the defense they were scorched by Daniel Jones and this time he didn’t trip himself in the big moment. As for New York, their fans are making a bold prediction like OBJ made at this time in 2018, THEY’RE GOING TO GO 9-7! LOL! COUNT ON IT!
Jaguars vs Packers: I’m going to ask myself one question, Am I impressed with the Packers at this point of the season? Not really. One week they destroy the breaks off a long time adversary, the next week they struggle against a team they should destroy. I mean come on the Jags don’t have Minshew yet are leading you guys in the 4th quarter. Oh right they blew it because Green Bay still has Aaron Rodgers and Davonte Adams to bail them out again and again. Like I said, they have been the mystery box of a weekly status.
Buccaneers vs Panthers: Last week was a kick in the teeth for #TompaBay, talking that much smack yet got crushed by their overlords in the French Quarter. This week was the complete opposite. Despite the game being tied at 17 at half the Bucs led by Ronald Jones and of course Brady himself crushed the Panthers and their playoff dreams. All I can say is I hope Teddy Bridgewater is ok.
Hogs vs Lions: If one team is trash, and the other is trying to save their coaches job is this a tank bowl? YES IT IS! Washington understands that the rest of their division is shooting themselves in the foot and is trying everything they can to come back. Playing a team like the Lions should give them the chance at a bounceback performance. What happened? They let Matt Stafford coming off of COVID crush them in the 1st half. HogNation don’t worry, Detroit’s secondary is full of overrated DBs that were only good because they were coached by Belichick before they got here. Washington erases the deficit and ties the game with a minute to go. BOOM! I think Matt Patrica’s job has been saved by Stafford again! Detroit, not knowing the rules of the tank bowl, goes down the field quickly and wins the game on a Matt Prater 59 yard kick. 2 weeks ago they were talking 10-6, now Lions fans are talking 9-7. WONDERFUL!
Texans vs Browns: BOOM! You hear that? That sound is Thunder and Lightning over the Dawg Pound that has given life to Browns fans for the first time in almost 2 decades. In this game Cleveland was giftwrapped for an ugly win because Houston shot themselves in the foot by means of play calling and pass protection. Are we sure Bill O’Brien is still here? Despite the score being a defensive struggle the Browns with the return of Nick Chubb ran all over the Texans for over 200 yards. The only way my year gets worse is if the Browns make the playoffs and the Ravens don’t. YUCK!
Broncos vs Raiders: Now Vegas they have a chance to do some damage. The Titans and Bills tripping over themselves, the Ravens, Browns and Colts are still figuring out their identity, and their next opponent is one of the biggest disappointments this year in the Broncos. Despite Denver keeping it close early on the Raiders ran away with this game in the 2nd half on the legs of Josh Jacobs. Derek Carr has once again overcome the odds of being a QB that was a 1 hit wonder and flashed his talents back to 2016. The same could be said of Nelson Agholor as well as Front 7. Next week they get Kansas City. If they beat the Chiefs again LOOK OUT!
Chargers vs Dolphins: What a difference a single player makes. Earlier this year the Dolphins were a team that was in mediocrity with a talented defense but had no direction on offense. Then their lord and savior known as Tua stepped in and has turned the Dolphins into a legitimate force in the AFC. The way he has played so far reminds me of Dan Marino in 1983. Marino only played 13 games that year yet led the Phins to the AFC East crown. Now that Tua has lived up to expectations so far and the defense has become one of the leagues best the Dolphins could go from WORST TO FIRST! HOW SWEET IT IS!
Bills vs Cardinals: :Ladies and Gentlemen witness one of the most hyped games in the history of the Arizona Cardinals. A matchup against a hotshot team in the Bills on home soil with both teams having young talented QBs plus the big prizes of Free Agency. Despite the game being a defensive struggle in the 1st half, the Cards led by Midget Man Kyler Murray went on a furious second half comeback as Arizona led 26-23 with 6 minutes left. Murray would be denied a potential dagger to the Bills as he threw a crazy INT but Josh Allen gave it right back. The Cardinals couldn’t out the clock afterwards, so Buffalo had 1 more chance at winning the game at the moment. Announcer: “Allen to throw, he goes for the corner AND IT IS CAUGHT FOR A TOUCHDOWN BY DIGGS!” Oh my goodness the Cards are going to lose another game where they should have won! BUT HERE COMES THE HIGH END TALENT OF MURRAY AND HOPKINS! “HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!” There is only one thing that needs to be said after that catch, Bill O’Brien is a HACK! Why did Houston get rid of the DHop?
Seahawks vs Rams: The Seahawks are in HUGE Trouble! This game had nothing to do with the defense. Jamal Adams and company finally played up to expectations. The issue now is that Russell Wilson has once again lost his status in the MVP race. After turning the ball over 4 times last week in Buffalo, Seattle had 3 more in this game. Until everything is fixed they could be out early because if the right team faces them it could be Doomsday for them.
Bengals vs Steelers: Why did I trust the Bungals to knock off the Steelers and the Leader of Men? This was now game Cincy was blown right out of Heinz Field and into the graveyard that has Three Rivers Stadium inside one of the graves. Joe Burrow was no match for the Pittsburgh front 7, and their defense was destroyed by the 3 headed monster of JuJu, Ebron, and Claypool. The insufferability in YinzerLand is similar to the one going on in South Bend for the Fighting Irish.
Ravens vs Patriots: (Preview of Charm City Beasts Episode 9) One phrase describes this game in the eyes of every Ravens fan, “BODY BAGS!” Don’t blame Lamar when the defense had half of the starting lineup in the medical room after the game. My prayers go out to Nick Boyle on offense though.
Vikings vs Bears: Chicago is now in must win territory where they need to win games by any means necessary. A home matchup against the rival Vikings on Monday Night solid choice for a bounce back game. CRACK! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Nick Foles got injured again. Look I know that “Da Bears” have fallen on hard times but why him. The bad news for Chicagoland is that Foles was replaced by Mitch Trubisky which means that Minnesota can crunch him and that weak O-Line the rest of the game. By the way, Kirk Cousins’ losing streak on Monday Night Football is gone! THANK GOODNESS! The Skolkings have now won 3 straight and with an easy schedule for the most part they could come back from the dead and make the playoffs. Considering how the rest of the conference is playing they have a chance.
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